rect:

this is the only thing that matters to me right now

adamusprime:

you should never stare directly at the sun because staring is rude

snapchatting:

did Christmas happen? i don’t think Christmas happened

no-social-life-needed:

My whole life has been a lie

no-social-life-needed:

My whole life has been a lie

hollandmartinn:

r0ki:

thatrockerdude:

chabothedino:

cryforce:

thewriterkid:

Fun things to say when someone tells you they’re going to go to the bathroom:

  • Stay safe
  • Congratulations
  • That’s what they all say
  • Different strokes for different folks
  • I hope you have the time of your life
  • But you have so much to live for
  • Please explain
  • think of me
  • Don’t fall in
  • I’ll alert the media
  • Good luck
  • Have fun
  • Mention my name and you’ll get a good seat

"Fate has spoken"

((Stiles being a hero))

barebackinq:

a strip club but instead of naked women its cute dogs that you give dog treats to for them to do tricks

fallontonight:

Truth or Truth with Stephen Colbert [x]

Stephen Colbert tells Jimmy his biggest secrets.

intrajanelle:

i just really want a story about a supervillain family where the supervillain dad is so proud of both of his daughters even though one grows up to be a superhero and he encourages them both to do what they want to do and when he runs into his superhero daughter while he’s on a crime spree he’s all like “oh hun you did such a good job foiling my evil plans today!! are you gonna come visit me in solitary? tell your mother not to forget to buy milk!”

ornawentz:

where has this article been all my life

braginskey:

why do people have like 74973 different names for these

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